DIY Anal Bleaching

I mass synthesize and distribute methamphetamine for sale to children globally.

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comicbooks:

agentmlovestacos:
San Antonio Rock City webcomic by Mitch Clem. Thanks to @ldnallen721 for the tip, though I’m bummed the strip’s been over for two years. I love punk rock comics like his and Snakepit. Fortunately, Mitch still does lots of comics.

comicbooks:

agentmlovestacos:

San Antonio Rock City webcomic by Mitch Clem. Thanks to @ldnallen721 for the tip, though I’m bummed the strip’s been over for two years. I love punk rock comics like his and Snakepit. Fortunately, Mitch still does lots of comics.
aquabooks:

“When he put on his white nurse’s uniform and smeared his lips with blood-red lipstick, any child would be happy to let him through the door.”
- Rockabye Baby, Stephen Gresham
(based on this cover art, I’m going to say maybe they wouldn’t let him in)

aquabooks:

“When he put on his white nurse’s uniform and smeared his lips with blood-red lipstick, any child would be happy to let him through the door.”

- Rockabye Baby, Stephen Gresham

(based on this cover art, I’m going to say maybe they wouldn’t let him in)

eatsleepdraw:
Pink Taco

eatsleepdraw:

Pink Taco

The Principality of Sealand

Since 1967 this guy Roy Bates has occupied an abandoned WWII era sea fort in international waters. He refers to himself as Prince Roy Bates and claims that the fort is a sovereign state. Since he took control of the fort Prince Roy has had coins minted and stamps printed for use within the Principality of Sealand,  issued official Sealand passports, published a Sealand constitution, resisted hostile takeovers (staged by other would-be princes), and he’s even fired shots at passing British Navy vessels.

www.sealandgov.org/

www.fruitsofthesea.demon.co.uk/sealand/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

www.sealandnews.com/

ALL HAIL ROY, PRINCE OF SEALAND!

Scratch that. it seems his son, Prince Regent Michael of Sealand, is in charge these days. my bad.

i made bananas foster in the woods, you havn’t, ergo i’m better than you.

anokaything:

robhuebel:
I almost crashed when I took this picture I was laughing so hard.

anokaything:

robhuebel:

I almost crashed when I took this picture I was laughing so hard.

Nazi zombies, bitch!

Okay so I’m a sucker for B-movies and this is easily one of my favourites. Shock Waves is about a unit of undead soldiers created by the Nazis to operate U-boats without ever surfacing. The movie is primarily shots of goggle-clad zombies rising from tide pools and choking the shit out of young men and women.

which reminds me!

Hidden in the game Call of Duty: World at War is a “Nazi Zombie” mode in which you gun down wave after wave of undead Nazi soldiers. Check it and see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsKdbWNi3cI